Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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