did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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