Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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