okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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