let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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