My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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