So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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