Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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