kristin has been a bad kristin
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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