my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
When are your genitals available?
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