i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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