there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
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Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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