Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
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I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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