Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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