And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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