What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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