he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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