they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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