You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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