Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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