Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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