whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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