i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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