Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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