Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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