i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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