I think i peed on brittanys purse
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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