i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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