Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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