WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you told grandpa to call you daddy
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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