nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
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She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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