so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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