Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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