I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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