this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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