I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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