just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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