morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
third nipple confirmed
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
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