this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
The adults are the big ones right?
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