So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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