how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
