Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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