talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
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The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
i think my cat just said my name.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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