You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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