are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
vagina is talking i cant
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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