My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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