sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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