Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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