theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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