So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
