Your tits are I can't wait for
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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