go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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