You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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