A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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