My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
dude. I can hear the air.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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