Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize