Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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