Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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