I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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