I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
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Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
cat food counts as protein by the way
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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