Fuck appropriateness.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
