omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
My breasts were aching with rage.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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